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Dear Silver-Diesel ,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'm joining the Convent. I think I realized it when When I quoted Forrest Gump At the mental hospital and I saw you Sit on The elephant in the corner. I'm sure you're Ashamed enough to understand That I get turned on only by my the garbage man. I'm returning The couch cushions to you, but I'll keep Your mom as a memory. You should also know that I Mocked you behind your back constantly and The apartment building is on fire.
Go milk a cow,
Zurmon
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How To Do This:
Dear (pick a random person) ,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but (1). I think I realized it when (2) (3) and I saw you (4) (5). I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning (8) to you, but I'll keep (9) as a memory. You should also know that I (10) and (11).
(12),
(Your name)
1) What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - I'm in love with your cat
Red - Our affair is over
White - The rainbow hedgehogs want to destroy you
Black -Our romance is over
Green- Our socks don't match
Grey - You're a leprechaun
Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - I'm joining the Convent
Other -I dislike your eyelashes
2) Which is your birth month?
January - That night you picked your nose
February -When I quoted Forrest Gump
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on Nutella
May - When I threw up in your sock drawer
June - When you put cuffs on me
July – When I saw the purple monkey
August - When you smacked my ass
September - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
October -Last year when you peed your pants
November - When your dog humped my leg
December - When I finally changed my underwear
3) Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - As you were eating Kraft Dinner
Chicken- In your car
Pasta - Outside of your office
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad – In your apartment
Lasagna - In your closet
Kebab - With Jean Chrétien
Seafood - In a clown suit
Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert
Pizza - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a street light
Other - With George Bush and Stephen Harper
4) What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Ignore
Red - Put whipped cream on
Blue - Knock out
Black - Hit on
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - bit of
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the pants off of
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive over
5) What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My boyfriend
White - My father
Grey – The Catholic Priest
Brown – The Montreal Canadians' goalie
Purple - My corned beef hash
Red – My cat
Blue - My salt-beef bucket
Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange - My Blink 182 CD
Pink – Your "My Little Pony" collection
Other - The elephant in the corner
6) What do you prefer to watch on TV?
One Tree Hill - Senile
Heroes- Frostbitten
Lost - High
Simpsons- Cowardly
The news - Scarred
Hannibal - Masochistic
Family Guy - Open
Top Model - Middle-class
Other - Ashamed
House - Sterile
7) Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful you are
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That I get turned on only by my the garbage man
Angry - That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed – That we're related
Excited - That I may pee my pants
Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried - That your Ford sucks
Apathetic - That you need a sex-change
Silly - That I'm allergic to your earlobes
Cuddly - That Santa doesn't exist
Ashamed - That there is no solution to you being a dumb kid
Mixed Emotions – That we're related
Other - That your driving sucks
8) What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Our matching snoopy underwear
Yellow - Your love letters to me
Red - The pictures from Vegas
Black - Your pet rock
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - Your car
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your nose hair clippers
Grey - Your toe ring
Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket
Pink - The cut toenails
9) The first letter of your first or last name?
A/B - Your collection of butterflies
C/D - Your photo with the mustache drawn on it
E/F - Your neighbors dog
G/H - The oil tank from your car
I/J - Your left ear
K/L - The results of that blood-sample
M/N - Your glass eye
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your virginity
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X – Your sucide note
Y/Z - Your credit cards
10) The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Get sick when I think of your feet
C/D - Always will remember the pep talks
E/F - Never will forget that night
G/H – Will not tell the authorities that you stole the whale from the backyard.
I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L - Hate your cooking
M/N - Love your sweet, sweet donkey
O/P - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
Q/R - Always wanted to break your legs
S/T -Told in my confession today about the moose poaching
U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart
W/X - Haven't showered in a month
Y/Z – am better off without you
11) What do you prefer to drink?
Wine- Our friendship is ruined
Soft drink – I love Oprah
Milk - The apartment building is on fire
Water – I'm scratching my butt as you read this
Cider– I have a passionate interest for mice
Juice – You ruined my attempts at another world war.
Snapple/Vitamin water – You should get that embarrassing rash checked out
Hot chocolate – Your cucumber-fetishism is weird
Whiskey - I'm off to lead a new life as a lemon
Beer – Thanks for the Cocaine
Other – you should stop picking your nose
12) To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Ireland – Warm tingly sensations
France - Love always
Spain - With tears of sadness
China – You make me sick
Germany – Please don't hurt me
Japan - Go milk a cow
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
USA - Best of luck on the sex change
Egypt – Kiss my butt
England - Go drown yourself
I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'm joining the Convent. I think I realized it when When I quoted Forrest Gump At the mental hospital and I saw you Sit on The elephant in the corner. I'm sure you're Ashamed enough to understand That I get turned on only by my the garbage man. I'm returning The couch cushions to you, but I'll keep Your mom as a memory. You should also know that I Mocked you behind your back constantly and The apartment building is on fire.
Go milk a cow,
Zurmon
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How To Do This:
Dear (pick a random person) ,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but (1). I think I realized it when (2) (3) and I saw you (4) (5). I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning (8) to you, but I'll keep (9) as a memory. You should also know that I (10) and (11).
(12),
(Your name)
1) What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - I'm in love with your cat
Red - Our affair is over
White - The rainbow hedgehogs want to destroy you
Black -Our romance is over
Green- Our socks don't match
Grey - You're a leprechaun
Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - I'm joining the Convent
Other -I dislike your eyelashes
2) Which is your birth month?
January - That night you picked your nose
February -When I quoted Forrest Gump
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on Nutella
May - When I threw up in your sock drawer
June - When you put cuffs on me
July – When I saw the purple monkey
August - When you smacked my ass
September - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
October -Last year when you peed your pants
November - When your dog humped my leg
December - When I finally changed my underwear
3) Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - As you were eating Kraft Dinner
Chicken- In your car
Pasta - Outside of your office
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad – In your apartment
Lasagna - In your closet
Kebab - With Jean Chrétien
Seafood - In a clown suit
Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert
Pizza - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a street light
Other - With George Bush and Stephen Harper
4) What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Ignore
Red - Put whipped cream on
Blue - Knock out
Black - Hit on
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - bit of
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the pants off of
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive over
5) What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My boyfriend
White - My father
Grey – The Catholic Priest
Brown – The Montreal Canadians' goalie
Purple - My corned beef hash
Red – My cat
Blue - My salt-beef bucket
Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange - My Blink 182 CD
Pink – Your "My Little Pony" collection
Other - The elephant in the corner
6) What do you prefer to watch on TV?
One Tree Hill - Senile
Heroes- Frostbitten
Lost - High
Simpsons- Cowardly
The news - Scarred
Hannibal - Masochistic
Family Guy - Open
Top Model - Middle-class
Other - Ashamed
House - Sterile
7) Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful you are
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That I get turned on only by my the garbage man
Angry - That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed – That we're related
Excited - That I may pee my pants
Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried - That your Ford sucks
Apathetic - That you need a sex-change
Silly - That I'm allergic to your earlobes
Cuddly - That Santa doesn't exist
Ashamed - That there is no solution to you being a dumb kid
Mixed Emotions – That we're related
Other - That your driving sucks
8) What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Our matching snoopy underwear
Yellow - Your love letters to me
Red - The pictures from Vegas
Black - Your pet rock
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - Your car
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your nose hair clippers
Grey - Your toe ring
Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket
Pink - The cut toenails
9) The first letter of your first or last name?
A/B - Your collection of butterflies
C/D - Your photo with the mustache drawn on it
E/F - Your neighbors dog
G/H - The oil tank from your car
I/J - Your left ear
K/L - The results of that blood-sample
M/N - Your glass eye
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your virginity
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X – Your sucide note
Y/Z - Your credit cards
10) The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Get sick when I think of your feet
C/D - Always will remember the pep talks
E/F - Never will forget that night
G/H – Will not tell the authorities that you stole the whale from the backyard.
I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L - Hate your cooking
M/N - Love your sweet, sweet donkey
O/P - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
Q/R - Always wanted to break your legs
S/T -Told in my confession today about the moose poaching
U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart
W/X - Haven't showered in a month
Y/Z – am better off without you
11) What do you prefer to drink?
Wine- Our friendship is ruined
Soft drink – I love Oprah
Milk - The apartment building is on fire
Water – I'm scratching my butt as you read this
Cider– I have a passionate interest for mice
Juice – You ruined my attempts at another world war.
Snapple/Vitamin water – You should get that embarrassing rash checked out
Hot chocolate – Your cucumber-fetishism is weird
Whiskey - I'm off to lead a new life as a lemon
Beer – Thanks for the Cocaine
Other – you should stop picking your nose
12) To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Ireland – Warm tingly sensations
France - Love always
Spain - With tears of sadness
China – You make me sick
Germany – Please don't hurt me
Japan - Go milk a cow
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
USA - Best of luck on the sex change
Egypt – Kiss my butt
England - Go drown yourself
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Update.
1 min read
Hey!
Sorry if i'm not seeming that active; some stuff is going on. I will try to get on my feet again but it might take some time lol.
First of all is my tablet:
So, of course, I draw/animate with my tablet. Well recently it broke..and so am I (lol) so that means I don't have the money to buy one, however i'm starting to do chores and stuff for pocket money soo I aim to get money soon. ( I would get a job buut my next reason will explain why I can't. ) Right now when I have free time I can try and post pictures that I drew on paper.
GCSEs:
For people who aren't in England, GCSE's just mean final exams. I have my GCSE's right around the corner so this means non stop revision. So I can't pay attention much to stuff outside of school (like deviantart, tumblr and such.) I can go on there of course, but not for a long time like I normally do.
I think June is around where they end.
Sorry if i'm not seeming that active; some stuff is going on. I will try to get on my feet again but it might take some time lol.
First of all is my tablet:
So, of course, I draw/animate with my tablet. Well recently it broke..and so am I (lol) so that means I don't have the money to buy one, however i'm starting to do chores and stuff for pocket money soo I aim to get money soon. ( I would get a job buut my next reason will explain why I can't. ) Right now when I have free time I can try and post pictures that I drew on paper.
GCSEs:
For people who aren't in England, GCSE's just mean final exams. I have my GCSE's right around the corner so this means non stop revision. So I can't pay attention much to stuff outside of school (like deviantart, tumblr and such.) I can go on there of course, but not for a long time like I normally do.
I think June is around where they end.
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Valentines day Meme
2 min read
1. How do you normally feel about Valentine's Day?Nothing really.
2. Are you in a relationship, or are you single?Single.
3. If you're single, do you think Cupid will strike his arrow at you this year?MMMmmmmm no.
4. Did you ever had your first kiss? If so, when and where did it happened?Lol never had one. 5. Do you think you'll get a Valentine this year?Nope.
6. What's your favorite filling/s inside chocolate?Mint and sometimes strawberry. Yum.
7. What do you think is the best gift to get on Valentine's Day?Just being with your loved one and enjoying the day? And hugs
8. What do you think would be the perfect gift for your sweetheart?Not sure since I don't have a sweetheart lol, however if I did theeen some DVDS or comics, let them go to the shops and buy them some stuff annd have fun like a child would..you know..? Fun fairs and such.
9. What's your idea of a perfect Valentine's Day date? Watching Anime , playing video games and go to a funfair? :bademoticon:
10. List some of your favorite love songs:I can't haha. If I did then this would be a loooong journal.
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Life update.
2 min read
Hey guys. As from my last journal I mentioned that I haven't been feeling so good. Well I'm slowly getting in a better state. Due art will be slow but please..I am working on them. I get stressed really easy haha
I keep getting hit with Mock exams. I believe my GCSE's start in 2-3 months time..? Not so sure.
Also if you tried to contacted me and I failed to reply, it wasn't your fault it was mine. I didn't have the energy or time to reply. School has been literally making me tired, I've stayed up 1:10am latest from doing homework heh. I got sent to the medical room at my school to sleep for around 2 hours..? because I kept blacking out while talking and just at random times. Family has been listening to me more which is making me happy and so have friends. 
Good news is that its my birthday tomorrow so that means pizza for dinner >w< Yum.
Annd my mums wedding is coming up in a few months time. c:
Update over ~
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2 min read
I know most of you don't care and that I might delete this late but i'm in a very VERY bad place right now.
This is really effecting my mental health. I keep having breakdowns out of nowhere. I want to cry 24/7, just wanna stay in bed, I have to no motivation..and the best part...No one listens or bats an eye.
It just really upsets me because I don't like being the first to message people due to anxiety and such; i'm always scared i'm annoying the person and such.
And I just wanna vent to people by call/chat.
However like I said before..No one cares or bats an eye. Family, teachers ,'friends' you name it.
If i'm cold to any of you please know that I don't mean it..i'm just in a bad place right now and can't control my breakdowns and such.
I mean..it would be really nice if my friends cared enough to help me when i'm lost in an everlasting dark hell.
In other words...if I owe you something, its going to be very VERY slow.
P.S. If you to contact me about how i'm feeling skype me. IF you don't have my skype then note me.
P.P.S. I'm very sorry if the grammars off I had to take off my glasses cause they're foggy.
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